Ten Things

The other day at the supermarket, a woman in a wheelchair asked me to reach up and pull down a sale-price DVD for her. It was “Ten Things I Hate About You”.

“That’s a good one,” I said, trying to be doubly helpful. “It’s based on a Shakespeare play, um, can’t remember which one.”

The woman raised an eyebrow like she didn’t believe me and I felt pretty stupid so I tried to provide more information: “It’s probably more a film for young people.” As soon as the words were out of my mouth I realised how awful they sounded and I scurried away without looking back.

Awesome Facts Shakespeares Works Old Vintage Book

The award that I mentioned yesterday asks me to name Ten (Awesome?) Things About Me, and that idea made me want to scurry away too but here they are:

10.  I was an A+ biology student at school and then I went on to major in Cinema Studies at university. No, I don’t know either.

Awesome Facts Boys Own Science Old Vintage Book

9. My hair is naturally red, becoming naturally white.

Awesome Facts Natural Redhead Raggedy Andy Doll

8. I have 347,982 freckles (approx.).

7. I am the one who takes spiders out of our house in a jar.

Awesome Facts White Tail Tip Spider

6. I’ve had more than 20 (wildly different) jobs, not including my present one.

Aeesome Facts Jobs File Vintage Computer Found Ephemera

5. I’ve written a play and directed 6 or 7, sometimes for money but mostly for fun.

4.Some of those plays were in Italian (I used to be able to speak it but now non ricordo).

Aeesome Facts Wedding Photo Found Italian Vintage Computer Found Ephemera

3. Someone once named a goat after me. Odd but true. (The goat in the sailor suit below is by Gyo Fujikawa).

Awesome Facts Vintage Animal Goat Illustrations Gyo Fujikawa

2. I’ve been cutting pictures out of magazines and collecting bits of paper (postcards, found notes, labels, other people’s photographs etc) since I was a child.

1. Not long ago, I walked –hobbled– around for a week without knowing that I had a sewing machine needle wedged under my kneecap.***

Awesome Facts Knee Needle X-Ray

Beware, all you Stunt Sewers!

Awesome Facts Knee Sewing MAchine Needle Injury

***What I mean is, I didn’t know what was causing the excruciating pain! (The radiologist went pale and stopped looking me in the eye after taking these X-Rays).

Awesome Facts Suitcase Cushions Raggedy Andy Doll Knitted Toys

Thanks for listening X

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4 thoughts on “Ten Things

  1. Thanks again for the nomination Michelle. One of my favourite movies is 10 Things I Hate About You, and my sister has exactly the same xray at home! So gross! Great list of 10 things about you 🙂

  2. Thanks and you’re welcome. It is a great movie, I totally undersold it and I don’t know if that woman bought the DVD or not… Your sister and I probably have matching scars too 🙂

  3. Lovely post Michelle. Thank you for the nomination (Epic, Awesome etc). Like you, I am mulling over my response which may or may not appear in the next few days – just like waiting for inspiration for a new blog post really. 🙂

    • Hi Lynn, thanks, yes I know what you mean and of course it’s up to you what you do with it, if anything… you may simply display it on your mantlepiece 🙂

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